The next time you're in an argument, don't waste time searching for an effective comeback. If you want to get the last word, just use the incredible

Mr. T In Your Pocket

Mr. T has a way with words -- HIS way. If Mr. T says "Shut up, Fool!" chances are you're gonna shut up... and quick.

This electronic device contains digital samples of SIX MR. T SAYINGS:

• I Pity The Fool
• Don't Gimme No Back Talk, Sucka
• Quit Your Jibba Jabba
• Don't Make Me Mad (groan)
• First Name Mister, Middle Name Period, Last Name T
• Shut Up, Fool!

When the situation calls for it, just press the appropriate button and let Mr. T handle things in his Mr. T way.

Mr. T himself recorded the sayings for Mr. T In Your Pocket, so you know you're getting the real thing. Batteries are included, so you can put him to work right out of the package. 

So Quit Your Jibba Jabba and buy one, sucka!